Oh hey, would you like to know my exact thought when I logged on to this lil' blog today? "Wow. Over a month has gone by and I haven't posted anything. I fail at blogging. That's cool."
I guess it doesn't even matter, it's not like anyone really reads this. Besides my other personalities. They got angry at me today. But I don't care. So after this post I won't post for another 8 months and there is nothing you can do about it, alternate personalities. So HAH!
^Oh that up there? That awkward paragraph? That is sarcasm. I do not have personalities. Except for on my blog.
Oh my goodness. Can I just say that I love Pomplamoose? If you haven't heard of them, get off this blog and go listen to them! Right. Now. Go.
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If you are still reading this and you haven't listened to them, which you probably haven't you probably have a crappy taste in music and are unable to find decent tunes to listen to-no offense, I'm just guessing that you probably prefer you listen to Hip-Hop. Correct? Or perhaps, Rap? Even better. You fail at music genres, you anger me. *insert upset emoticon here*
Random thought. Well, not too random it is relevent to what is above. I am appauled by what the majority of music artists sing about nowadays. What is this garbage? I do not enjoy 98% of it.
Oh what's that 2% you enjoy, Cara? Well, other personalities and potential audience of people other than myself, I enjoy some indie and alternative music when I am not listening to exquisite music of the 1940's. Like what? Let me name off some of my favorites.
The Black Keys.
Adele.
Pomplamoose.
Florence and The Machine.
The Wombats.
Kate Nash.
Regina Spektor.
Beirut.
Coldplay.
Maroon 5.
The Script.
King Nikko.
Group Love.
Mumford & Sons.
Now that is quite the list. Is it not? Of course there is other bands I listen to that are modern day, but these are the ones I listen to most often. Check them out. They are fabulous.
Unless you prefer males singing about gettin' drunk, makin' money and hittin' bitches. Then don't listen. You won't like them.
I apologize the line above is a bit profane. Just making a point.
K, so lately people have be telling me that I am a dork. I have one thing to say about this.
I AM AWARE OF THE FACT. But thank you, for your concern? Honestly, I do not care that people think I am a dork. I am a huge dork, and I have accepted the fact that I will always be and moved on. So other people should too! Seriously, if you can't handle my dorkiness then avoid me. I understand.
Facebook is the greatest. Wall posts make me feel important.
I love how most my posts content is random, irrelevent thoughts strung together. Business as usual.
Darren Criss is a babe. He wears glasses sometimes, and he makes it work. Mmmhmm.
Actually, you know what I find attractive on males? Glasses. I don't know why, but I LOVE GLASSES.
Wait, let me re-phrase, I love glasses most of the time. There are exceptions to this adoration. Particularly, I love the thicker frame glasses on guys. Oooh yeah.
Now, I am not saying if you wear the thicker frame glasses you are automatically attractive in my eyes. I am saying that if you are already attractive and then you also wear glasses, you have just gained 100 more adorable points.
Geez. That sounds dumb. Really dumb. Fo' real.
If the last four words in the sentence above reminded you of the infamous bed intruder-whom can be founded on YouTube, you win.
What is your prize for winning? I am ending my post now. Congratulations!
Good bye. My post is over.
Go listen to Pomplamoose.
Fact. Pomplamoose means "grapefruit," in french.
Now leave. Get outta here.
K bye.
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